Assumed addendum to all reviews: "This review brought to you by (insert intoxicant here; usually caffeine)"
Effective May 2014: Due to my recent promotion and inability
to adhere to my former review output, I may now go for extended
periods without contributing a review. This no longer means I am either dead, in jail,
or without internet access. Please comprehend that those three ultimatums are still inherently possible
at any time, however.
Effective December 2014: Some reviews will now be cross-posted from The Metal Observer.
All applicable entries will be submitted here,
leaving a handful of non-metal reviews unique to the former.
Search for me there under my real/full name.
...why am I even writing this? Nobody even reads my reviews!